boyfriend girlfriend se:tum sigrate pite ho?
nahi
srab pite ho
nahi
jua kalte ho
nahi
koi buri aadat hai
ha
kon si
juth bolne ki

chutkule hindi

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guru ji kya bat hai bhabi ek dum kamosh bati hai

kya app dono ka jagda hua hai

guru ji: nahi yar picle ravivar khana gaye the bhar vha kisi ne bol diya ki app

band muh se rani mukahji dikti hai

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patni:  main 38 ki nahi lagti
pati: ah ek jamana tha jab tum laga karti tab nahi lagti

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pramika: ajj mahila divas hai
prami: to
pramika: stri or purush ke saman adikar hone cheye
prami: ye to tik bat hai
pramika: tab to iska saral or upyuk upay ye hai ki lady mad ki sari bimariyo ka or mard orat ki sari bimariyo ka ilag karna suru kar de.

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patni:suno ji app fijul karch karte ho yahi hal rha to bhik magne ki nobat aa jaegi
pati: tum chinta mat karo tumse magte magte mujhe bhik magne ki practice ho gayi hai.

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kitne sharm ki bat hai ki tumne che(six) pag pine ke bad mujhe chedna suru kar diya
isme sharm ki kya bat hai
tumne panch pag barbad kar diye na

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kya aap bhi mahsoos karte hai ki filmo me sex bhut bad gaya hai?

Ek pramika ne prami se pucha!

"Main to bilkul age ki sito par baithta hu

To kya

Mujhe kuch pata nahi chalta prami ne jwab diya "

prami ne jwab diya!

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suna hai har saksh ki aanko 
                      me hote hai kuch sapne 
par malum nahi kinke sapne 
                     hakikat me badal pate hai 
kushnsib hote hai jinke sapno ko 
                     koi apni jingi kahe 
varna aksar to sapne oro par boj ban jate hai 
par sayad hi ho 
                       kisi ki dasta hum jaisi 
kyo ki hamre sapne to hakikat tak ate-2 
                        ansu bankar hamari anko se hi 
                        bah jate hai 

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bachpan

hamara bachpan rah-rah kar hamme chalkta hai 
par ye masum sabki najro me khatkta hai 
jab samjhaya ise lot jane ke liye 
                   to kahne laga .................




bus kuch din ki ijajat de do 
       hamesha-2 ke liye lot jane se pahle 
tera pachpan tujh me jina chahta hai 

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Wo bolapan wo sadgi

 Wo jindadil wo sanjidgi

 Bus yade hi ban rah jati hai

Chati hu bhula dena kudh ko

 Par tanhai mere kal ko samne le ati hai

Ajj me esa hai bhi kya

 Jo main kal ko bhul jau

Par na chah kar bhi ajj me jina padta hai

  Ye kudh ko kaise samjau

Wo muskurahat jo karti thi

dil ki kushi bya

Wo in hoto ki juti hasi bya

Kho gayi jane kanha

Duniya kuch chati thi or dil kuch or

Is kasam kash hame is kadre bikar diya

Ki ab lagta hai jaise

 Hamne kudh ko hi gava diya

Apne bikhre tukdo se banai hai kuch tasvare hamne

Bus bata de inme se kon si hamari hai

Kudh ko samjane ki kosis me

Hum is kadre ulshte ja rahe hai

Ki jitna kudh ke pas jane ke liye kadam badate hai

Utna hi kudh se dur ja rahe hai

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ea kalam

Ea kalam gujarish hai tujse

Kuch esa likh de ajj

Ki labjo me umad aye dil ka har raj

Ye dil me hone wala bevajh dard

Saha nahi jata hamse ab

Tu to samjati hai is nadan dil ko

Jarur tere pas hoga iske dard ka ilaj

Kahne ko to hamara hai ye dil

Fir na jane kyo hame ye itna tadpata hai

Ham samjana bhi che iski taklif ko

To hame ye kuch nahi batata hai

Ye dil kya jane ki

Anko me tahra ye asko ka sailab

Isi ki badolat hai

Par isne to ea kalm

Shayad tuji ko mana dost hai

Tu puch is be juba dil se

Shayad tuje kuch bata de

Kyoki hame lagta ki

Tu hi hamare is dil nadan dil ki awaj hai

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mere lab

Apni hasi se dar lagta hai mujhe ab

Shayad tabhi hasna nahi chete mere lab

Kahi ye hasi ki awaj

            Jaga na de mere badkismati  ko

Kuch pal man me hi sukun pa lena chatihu

Kon jane ye sukun ka lamha bhi agle pal ho na ho 

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RAAT


RAAT KI CHUPI SE DRTE HAI SABHI
PER KOI DRAD TO HOGA
JISNE RAAT KO CHUP RHNE PER MUJBUR KER DIYA
SHYAD UPER VALE NE
ISKO BI APNE MHBUB SE DUR KER DIYA
ANDERO ME DUBI YE BECHARI
KERTI HOGI USKA INTJAR
SYAD DUNIYA VALE
KABI SMJ HI NA PAYE ISKA ‘PYAR’
PER KOI HOGA JISKE AANE PER
ISKE DIL ME BI BJEGE SANSKAR
YE BI KREGE
KISI K LIYE SRIGNGAR
TUB SE ROJ RAAT DIWALI SE LGEGI
OR HAR TARF SLKEGA
BAS PYAR HI PYAR

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TUMRE AANE PER

           

SUNI SE AANKE THI HUMARI,

                               ZINDGI THI VIRAN.

TUMNE HI KHVABO KO JGAKR,

                       KIYA HAI HUM PE EHSAN.

TUMHARE AANE PR HI

                    LGNE  LGE HAI KHUSIYON  KE  MELE.

VARNA AB TK HUM,

                                  BHID ME BHI RHTE THE AKELE.

FIR SE JAGI HAI JINE KI TMANNA,

              TBHI TO HR NZARA LGTA HAI KHUSHGWAR.

JAISE BEET GYA HAI PATJHAD KA MAUSAM,

                           OR AANE KO HAI DIL KE GULSHAN ME BHAR.

HMARE BIKHRE BIKHRE ARMAAN,

                                                FIR SE SWARNNE LGE HAI.

 KYA BTAYE TUMHE KI,

                                    HUM KIS TRH TUM PE MRNE LGE HAI.

PAR AB JO CHTA SATH TUMHARA,

                  TO HME KISI BHI KEEMAT PE ,

                                                         JINA NA HOGA GANWARA….

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RISHTE

KON JANE KI RISHTE ZINDGI BNATE HAI
YA ZINDA RHENE K LIYE BNAYE JATE HAI
RISHTE
DIL KI TARO SE JUDE HOTE HAI YE
YA DUNIA DARI KI KATIR NIBHAYE JATE HAI
RISHTE
INKE BINA ZINDGI VIRAN SE LGTI HAI
TO DIL KO AENOKHE GAV DE JATE HAI
RISTHE
KHNE KO TO PYAR KI NAJUK DOR SE BANDE HAI
PER KABI KABI NA CHA KER BI NIBHAYE JATE HAI
RISTHE
KOI RANG RUP NEHI HOTA INKA
KABI AAJADI TO KABI BANDEN BAN JATE HAI
RISTHE
IK ISE KASTI HAI YE
JISME PAAR UTERNE KI UMID HOTI HAI
PER BADNSIBO KO RHAO ME HI DUBA JATE HAI
RISHTE
A KHUDA AGER JRA SA BI
RISHTA HAI HUMARA TUMSE
TO BTA DE HUME KI AAKIR KYU
KYU BNAYE JATE HAI RISHTE

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dukandar

ek dukan dar ne apni beti
ki shadi se pahle
apne hone wale damad
ke samne shirt
raki ki bika hua
mal
vapis nahi hoga

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zindagi

KYU ESE MOD PE LATI HAI ZINDGI

                     IK PAL HSAKER DUJE PAL KYU RULATE HAI ZINDGI

     JIN RHAO KO KABI SOCHA  BI NA TA HAMNE

                      KYU UNHI RHAO PE HUME CHLATI HAI ZINDGI

     KONE K DER SE AB KUCH PANA HE NEHI CHATE HUM

                       TOO KYU NEYE LOGO SE MILATI HAI ZINDGI

     KABI DARD DETI HAI DIL KO TO

                         KABI KUD HE MARHUM BAN JATI HAI ZINDGI

      DIL KA GAM BTAYE BI TO KISE HUM

                           ZAMANE K KITNE RUP DIKATI HAI ZINDGI

       KITNE SWALO KO HUMARE HEL KARTI HAI YE

                            TOO KABI KUD HE IK PHELI BAN JATI HAI ZINDGI

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kash koi hota

SUB KUCH HAI MARE PAS
FR BI HU KHOI KOHI
HASI RHETE HAI LBO PE
PER AAKHE ROI-ROI
KHETA HAI KI KAS
HUMKO BI SMJATA KOI
KOI HOTA JISE HUM BI DIL KA HAL SUNATE
HUME BI PHUCHATI SKUN
KISI KI PYAR BRI BATE
HUMARE AASUO SE BI DIL KA DIL JALTA
KOI HOTA JO HUMARI KVAISO PE MARTA
BANDAN TO JUDTE HI HAI DUNIA ME
PER DIL JISSE JUD JATA
APNE HAR IBADT ME
JO HUME HI PATA
JUB RUTH JATE HUM TO VO
PYAR SE MNATA
PER MANGTE NEHI USE HUM KABI DUA ME
MILNA HOTA AGER KISMAT ME
TO U HI VO MIL JATA

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ANKHAI CHATE

                                    

KUCH CHATE HOTI HAI ISE

                       JINHE MANGNE K LIYE LBJ NEHI MIL PATE

JUB SOTA HAI SARA ZMANA

                        OR OR HUM KERVTE BDLTE RHETE HAI

AATI HAI HAR  SAKS KI ZINDGI ME

                          KUCH ISE BI MANHUS RATE

AAKHE AASUO KA DRIA

                          BAN JATI HAI BAYVJE

OR TAKH  JATE HAI

                       HUMARE APNE  SAMJATE –SAMJATE

MILKER UNSE  KABI DKTE

                         BI NA TE UNKI TRF

FIR BI YAAD AATI HAI

                        VO MULAKATE

JO JUBHA PER HUMARA BI

                         DRTE-DRTE LATE TI

KU DE GYA VO JATE-JATE

                         GUM KI SOGATE.

           

     

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MARE HUMSAFER

   

                     

O AJNABI KUCH NAHI JANTI TUMHARE BARE ME MAIN

 FIR KYO LAGTA HAI KI HUM

                                MIL CHUKE HAI PAHLE BHI KAHI

KYA TUMHE MALUM HAI KI JHA MILE THE HUM

KON SA THA WO ASMA, KHA PAR HAI WO ZEMI

MAINE DEKHA BHI NAHI TUMKO KABHI

FIR KYO MERE KHABO KAYALO ME

                               DUNDLI SI SURAT HAI TUMHARI

EK BAR BTA DO KI JAISE SOCHTI HU MAIN TUMKO

KYA TUMHARE SAPNO ME BHI

                                ESE HI MURTH HAI HAMARI

TUMHARI VAJAH SE THODI UMMID HAI

                                MUJHE ACHE KAL KI

PER MARI ZINDGI ME ALAG HE,

                                AHM ET RKTE HAI AAJ K PAL BI

MANA KI GAM BRE HAI YE

                            PER BABUL KI GALIO ME GUJRE YE PAL

                           LOT KER NA AAYEGE

JUB ME JINAT BAN JAUGE TUMARE GHAR KI

                          TO MARI YAADO ME AAKER MUJE BDA RULANGE

KHETA HAI MERA  DIL YE BAR-BAR

                          KI AGER HUMSAFER KADM SE KADM MILAKER CHALE

TO MUSKIL NEHI LAGTI

                         ZINDGI KI RHEGUJER

VO AGER HATH TAM LE HEMARA

                    TO MIL NEHI SKTI KABI ZINDGI ME HAR

TUM BI UMAR BER ISE HI RHENA

 GLTI HO AGER MUJSE KOI

                    TUM BI PYAR SE SMJANA

CHANDNI RAT ME TO HER KOI SATH DE DETA HAI

PER TUM GMO KI AMAVES ME BI

                   MARA SATH NIBANA

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Boy proposing a girl

Boy proposing a girl : 


Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn. 




Girl : wada ? 




Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn. 




Girl : 
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna...

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sabse bhaure kaun

sabse bhadur kon 


jo patle dust me 


paad mar ne risk le 

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hahahahaha

 If Child Labour Is A Crime 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
Then Why Teacher Gives 
Homework

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sms

is sms ko itne logo tak pahucha do ki ye vapas mere gar walo tak pahuch jaye

or unko pata


chal

jae


ki main toilet me baitha hu

or tunki me pani nahi hai

taki vo mota chala de 

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kat or rat

chuha agar bili ko gana ga kar perpose karega to kya bolega 


belo rani kaho to abhi jan dedu 

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tumkh tumkh ke chalti

tumk tumk ke chalti ho mar dalogi


dil dedo kya


achar dalogi 

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bagwan

jab bhi ki koi acha kam hota hai to insan wo credite kudh leta hai

or jab bhi

bura

to god par dal deta hai

ek ladki ka balatkar hua to uski ma boli he bagwan ye tune kya liya

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guru ji ki girlfriend

guru ji apni girlfriend ke sath baite the
vha ek kuta kutiya ko kiss kar rha tha
 guru ji bole ke main bhi kiss karu tum gusa to nahi karoge
kar lo par dyan rahkna ki kahi kutiya kat na le:- guru ji ki girlfriend ne kha 

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kanjoos sasur

ek nav-yuvak ne america se apne kanjoos sasur ke liye ek coat bheja , jiske keemat Rs.500 the , lekin kaheen uske fizool kharche se sasur naraz na ho jayen usne coat ke keemat kam likhee yaane keval Rs.100


kuch he din baad daamad ko telegram mila : do derjon coat aur bhej do maine us coat ko yahan Rs.200 main bech diya!!!!!!!!!!

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murti puja

nastic juj apni pati se- tum faltu me hi murti puja karte rahte ho

ye sab chodo

patni apne  juj pati se-kaise chod du tum bhi to nyay murti ho 

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sardar

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof EVERY YEAR

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nalayak se layak

main nalayak ko bhi layak bana sakta hu, apni tarif karte hue ladka ladki se kahle lga

ladki ne kha kaise, bhut asan hai ladke ne kaha  

nalayak se na hata do 

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