fees

doctor sahab apki fees bhut jayada hai 


kuch reyat karde ge 


roj aya kijie ho jaegi 

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app nurse ko ander bula legie

ek doctor jab orat ka muaena karne laga to 


orat ne bola ki app nurse ko aunder bula legie


kyo app ko mujh par barosa nahi hai doctor bola


nahi app par to hai mujhe apne pati par nahi hai 


vo nurse ke sath bahar baithe hai.

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buda

ek buda 100 sal tak jina chahta tha


usne doctor se uska upay pucha


doctor ne bola tum sigrate sarab or ladkiyo ke sath gumna chod do


to kya main 100 sal ji pauga bude ne anko me chamak late hue pucha


doctor bola ye sab chod kar tum apne app ko vaise hi 100 sal ka anubhav karuga.

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how to be funny

Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?


Santa: Google Singh


Teacher: How's that name?


Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.

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dr ne chaku manga

rogi ko chek karte hue kamre me 




bahre aakar dr ne pachkar maga fir


chaku 


or 


fir hatoda




pati ne gabra kar pucha ki mere biwi ko kya problem 


dr ne pasina pochte hue kaha ki pata nahi 


pahle main apna bag to khol lu 

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Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !!

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jokes

1: 
Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
Piche se Dada bola – Kabristaan


2: Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.


3: Wife: Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.
Hubsant: To kya ye do bache internet se download kiye hai?
Wife: verma ji ki meharbani hai


4: Desi chutkule hindi me 
Girl friend: Kya tum sure ho ki tum mujhi se pyaar karte ho aur kissi se nahi?
Boyfriend: Haa dead sure. Kal puri list check ki maine

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ladkiya

Q : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess..
Guess..
.


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A : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti

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faithfull dog

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

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raped girl

when some one raped to girl


some person said he god what yu what done it

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once there was a crow

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CROW 


HE WAS VERY VERY THIRSTY 


UPRO PENDI SI GRAM GRAM AGG 


HE SAW PANI DA JUG


DA PANI WAS VERY VERY THODA


SO HE START KATHA KARING THE RODA


RODE NAAL PANI UTE AA GYA


COA PANI PI KE O GYA O GYA O GYA


WATS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY
??


THE MORAL IS WEN THERE IS PANI THODA 


THERE SHOULD BE A RODA

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teke off your clothes

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

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sach or vaham

Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
 Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........

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santa banta

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that 
       I went alone for my honeymoon and 
       saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
       I sent my wife for honeymoon with 
       a friend.

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i love u too

Boy: I'm not rich like sam  
     I don't even have a big car like sam but 
     I really Luv U!    
     
Girl:I luv u too, but tell me more about Sam.

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mere pait me dard ho raha hai

marij doctor se mare pate me fir se dard utha hai.
 doctor maine tumhe sir char rotiya khane ke liye bola tha.
tumne kitni khayi 
 marij:- 8 


magar 8 kyo khayi 


wo doctor sahab apne 4  khane ko kaha tha 4 samne wale doctor ne kaha tha.

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kalu ram

kaluram dr. sahab kal app mere yaha davat me nahi aye main bhut dukhi hu


dr bola magar main bhut kush hu 


kaluram bhala kyo 


kyo ki agar main vha ata to tumhare vha aye mahman ilaj ke liye kisi or ko bulate 

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jab apka nasha utrega

dr:- apki preshani or bimari ka karan mujhe samaj me nahi aa raha hai.
 asal me jha tak mujhe lagta ki ye nashe ki vajah se hai.


marij:- koi bat nahi jab apka nasha utrega tab aa jaega.

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sone ka sikka

ek gabraya hua admi kisi doctor ki dukan me gusa or bola jaldi jaldi doctor mere pait me se sone ka sika nikaleye jo maine 5 sal pahle nikal liya tha 


5 sal pahle to tumne dr ko kyo nahi dikhaya  tab mujhe rupyo ki jarurat nahi thi.

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admi ya orat me jan hai ya nahi

student:- dr se main kaise jan sakta hu ki admi ya orat me jan nahi hai

dr:- jab admi ka dil dadkana or orat ki jban chalna band ho jae.

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