jokes

1: 
Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
Piche se Dada bola – Kabristaan


2: Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.


3: Wife: Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.
Hubsant: To kya ye do bache internet se download kiye hai?
Wife: verma ji ki meharbani hai


4: Desi chutkule hindi me 
Girl friend: Kya tum sure ho ki tum mujhi se pyaar karte ho aur kissi se nahi?
Boyfriend: Haa dead sure. Kal puri list check ki maine