dr jab main so kar uthta hu to ade gante tak gumari chhakar anubhav karta hu 

main kya karu 

dr:- app esa kare adhe gante bad utha kare 

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sahme book ho chuki hai

ek navyuvak ne pahle se smay tay kiye bina ek nami dr ke kamre me dakil ha gay to dr ne jara rukhe lahje        me kaha 


main es samay ap ko nahi dekh sakta app ko meri nars se mulakat ka samay tay karna cheye 


navyuvak ne javab diya:- ji main pahle hi paryatan kar chuka hu unki shame ek hafte ke liye book ho chuki hai 

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dr bola

dr ne rogi se kaha ki apko kabaj hai 


rojana subah ek kup gunguna pani piya kare 


marij ne javab diya:- main to mahino se yahi pi rha hu sirf meri patni ese chay(tea) karti hai 

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fees mil rahi hai

dr bola ki app man me soch lijiye ki app tik ho rahe hai 


rogi uth ke jane laga dr bola fees rogi bola ki app bhi soch lijeye ki app ko fees mil rahi hai 

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dr. sahab

main apko kafi davaiya de chuka hu lakin asar nahi hua. ab main dva badal kar dekta hu doctor ne kaha 


marij bola:- nahi dr sahab rahne dijiye ab main dr badalne ke bare me sochne laga 

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baj orat

pahle ek baj orat sadu mahatma ke pas puchne jati thi ki usko bacha kab hoga


aj kal bo dr ke pas jati hai

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SantaBanta Jokes -- SRK on Ra.One promotional overdrive!

SantaBanta Jokes -- SRK on Ra.One promotional overdrive!

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khuda kisi ko

khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare
fida kare tho bhi qayamat tak juda na kare

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mohhabbat ke nam se

humne mohabbat ko dekha hai kuch iss makam tak
ki aab tho nafarat sii ho gayi hai mohabbat ki naam see

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tajmahal

ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya
kissi ko aashiq tho kisi ko deewana bana diya
do phool ko bhooj naa utha saki mumtaaz
shah jahan ne uspar taj mahel bana diya

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patti patti

patti patti gulab ho jathi hain
har kali ek khwaab ho jathi hai
agar daal mein nagar fizaon par
tho shabnam sharaab ho jathi hai
jisme dekha ho lakhon hasinayee
uski niyat kharab ho jathi hain

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ma mooli

Hindi Teacher to Santa:  Mamooli ko sentence me istemaal karo.
Santa ne socha
 socha
 socha
 Aur bola: Meri Maa Mooli bare shonk se khati hai.

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santa ka vrat

Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to wife: Dekh sooraj dooba?
Wife: Nahi ji
Kutch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi?
Wife: Nahi ji
Santa: Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga

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pair ki ungliya

dant ka doctor:- ye hath nachana or muh ko bickana ban kro

abhi to maine tumhare danto ko chua bhi nahi

marij- chua to nahi hai par app mere ungliyo par khade hai

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roti par gi

malik gusse me:- is mahgayi ke jamane me rotiyo par gi lagaya jata hai 


sorry sir nokar bola 


wo apki roti mari rotiyo ke sath badal gayi thi 

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bili ki punch

papa kafa ho kar:- muni tumahri sararte badti ja rahi hai 

ab tum bili ki punch kyo kich rahi ho 

papa main kha maine to bili ki punch sirf pakdi hai 

wo kinch to kudh rahi hai 

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tanda pani

ek bar ek aadmi bhut bimar ho gaya to doctor use bola ki tumhari akri itcha batao

yha ane wali ki har akri itcha puri ki jati ki

jati hai

marij:- bola ki marne ke bad mujhe tande pani se mat

nahlana kyo mujhe tande pani se bukhar ho jata hai

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